yeah i’m gonna tell you to fuck off

a) don’t hit on me on trains WHILE I’M SLEEPING
b) don’t start with ‘are you a model?!’
c) don’t sit next to me and start stroking my arm and whispering to me
d) don’t look shocked when i tell you to stop and get away from me
e) don’t fucking follow me around when i get off the train
f) don’t be surprised when my friend comes to pick me up and threatens you and finally
g) don’t yell obscenities at the car when he drives away

p.s. fuck you.